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For programmers who say that project managers understand

Programmer: on current design, I can take care of the basic framework for about a week. Optimal finishing and then we start all over again, perfect design, over the next week to submit to a stable version.

Project Manager understands: the entire project can take as long as two weeks.

Programmer: Yes, I can write some Web services, through this service, other developers to interact with our system.

Project managers understand: he alone can build to withstand millions of users per minute load balancing Web Services Web site.

Programmer: we need a meeting with the head of the next version, and tell them unless you have the right build deployment server, we are unable to deliver the projects on time.

Project managers understood: dead! (Tears Ben ... ）

Programmer: all the items we need to develop every programmer are deemed to be one's own awareness of the code, so that they will be more responsible.

Project managers understood: he was responsible for all software projects and is willing to blame.

Programmers: if you write a website to use HTTP GET method, then it should only return the data. If you want to be able to write data, you can either POST or PUT.

Project Manager understands:(grumbling ... ) This guy is a real Ting, insisted it so clearly, yishiyi ershier, it seems not so uncomfortable in his heart. (Continue to complain ... ）

(Note: the original saying is keep doing the right things like he's Thor gold underwear is just as important. Tolkien underwear。 ）

程序员： Dinesh and Gilfoyle reverse engineering some older programs, found that before you configure some lack of consistency.

Project managers understand: I had to fire them!

Programmer: shortage of projects now, maybe I can this weekend from his home to the company's machine remotely, so you can drive progress a little.

Project Manager to understand: in order to accomplish the impossible project, he was willing to blow up a bridge and then crossed to die. Even if they did not die, he will climb back from a hospital bed company keep working hard for me to die. He begged me to lash him.

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对于程序员说的话，项目经理们是这样理解的

程序员：就目前的设计，我大概一周内就可以搞定基本框架。然后我们从头再优化整理、完善设计，在接下来的一周提交一个稳定的版本。

项目经理的理解：整个项目只要两个礼拜就可以搞定。

程序员：是的，我可以写一些Web服务，通过这个服务，其他的开发人员能够与我们的系统进行交互。

项目经理的理解：他一人就可以构建出一个每分钟能够承受百万用户的负载均衡Web服务网站。

程序员：我们需要和下一版本负责人开个会，告诉他们除非有合适的构建部署服务器，我们无法按时完成项目。

项目经理的理解：没戏了！（泪奔中。。。）

程序员：我们需要培养每个程序员将所有项目都当作是自己的代码的认识，这样他们会更有责任心。

项目经理的理解：他愿意对公司所有软件项目负责并且愿意背黑锅。

程序员：如果你要用HTTP GET写一个网站方法，那么它只应该返回数据。如果你想要个能够写入数据的方法，那你要么用POST，要么用PUT。

项目经理的理解：（牢骚中…）这家伙真是个臭老九，非要分得这么清楚，一是一二是二的，好像不这样的话他心里就不舒服。（继续牢骚中…）

（注：原文说的是坚持做正确的事情就好像他的托尔金牌内裤一样重要。Tolkien underwear。）

程序员：Dinesh和Gilfoyle逆向工程了一些旧程序，发现你之前的配置有点不一致。

项目经理的理解：老子要炒了他们！

程序员：现在项目人手不足，也许这周末我可以从家里远程登录到公司的机子，这样可以稍微赶一些进度。

项目经理的理解：为了完成这个不可能完成的项目，他甚至愿意炸掉大桥然后含笑死去。即便没有死，他也会从病床上爬回公司继续为我卖力到死。他在请求我鞭笞他。