Annual 520 sheets (nue) white (Gou), are you going to do? Single you are fortunate to have jobs? However, have companies already had a holiday ... ...

Network a company before the 520 holiday notification: in order to respond positively to the national "child" policies call for promotion company couple, feelings between husband and wife, to ease work pressures, the company will approve non-paid day off for single workers on May 20, please arrange the task at hand, I wish sweet! In addition, for the situation of mental health care company a single person, single of the whole staff to work properly.

Note: on May 19 at lunch time, and singles are available at the front desk to receive the rose flower, family planning tools in a box to express condolences.

Finished, small tears, a company in good human! Even taking into account the care of single dog emotions make them work, so as to avoid external damage, think good and thoughtful. However, you shouldn't send single dog pension? What family planning tools, single dogs not used to anyway.

520, you say?

一年一度的520表（nue）白（gou）节来了，你打算怎么过？单身的你此时是不是庆幸自己还有工作呢？可是，已经有公司放假了......

网传某公司在520之前发出了放假通知：为积极响应国家“二胎”政策的号召，增进公司情侣、夫妻间的感情、缓解工作压力，公司将批准非单身员工于5月20日带薪休假一天，请各位安排好手头工作，祝甜蜜愉快！另外，为照顾公司单身人士的精神健康情况，全体单身员工当日正常上班。

注：5月19日中午休息时间，单身人士可于前台领取玫瑰一朵，计生工具一盒，以表慰问。

看完，小编不禁泪流满面，好人性化的一家公司啊！竟然考虑到照顾单身狗情绪让他们上班，以避免外界带来的伤害，想的好周到。但是，难道不应该给单身狗发抚恤金吗？计生工具什么鬼，反正单身狗也用不到。

520，你咋过？