1, Just out of the gate in the morning, a five or six years old little loli, embrace my thighs cry to shout: uncle, you married me!!!!!!!!!!! I was in a mess, suddenly heard a voice behind said, is to get married, you also have to go to school today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2, one day to go by plane, adjacent to sit is a six or seven years old girl, sitting beside her father. Father and daughter were talking and laughing. When a flight attendant serving drinks, father eyes immediately To attract by stewardess of beauty. The little girl said loudly said to the stewardess: "aunt, my father let me tell you, you look really ugly, look scared him". Flight attendant and the expression of consternation, exasperation at - the father, father is very awkward, blush like monkey bottom, listen to the little girl with her father grunted "don't blame my mother not trust, go where you are wicked heart. Why my eyes so blind in ancestors, so how to find you to be my lover"(The Chinese believe that, the daughter is the lover of dad in ancestors.)

3, the tomb-sweeping day, see a child on the roadside burn, from time to time to steal to throw a few Exam paper burn, the fire burning mouth muttering: "ah, old gentleman, you older, make problems more over there, it good to mind, also can develop intelligence. If you had not done, you can take my teacher in charge, let her teach you".

4, the little girl, four years old, very substantial, a day to play on the bed, her dad on the bed to watch TV, and suddenly she accidentally fell off the bed, his hurry up, to her dad, decisive gave her father a slap and says: "what do you Take care of children?!"

5. Son this year 4 years old. Once son upset me, he went to his father, ready to tell me to bully him. Just at that time the husband go to the bathroom, he couldn't find his father, ask me I ignored him, too. At last the child a great voice said, "where did your husband go? I think he don't want you!"

6.Today I eat noodles in the outside, Across a loli with her father, To eat a bowl of noodles. Her dad first to feed her, then she should be asked to buy milk tea. I saw that the loli picked up the spoon scoop a spoonful into the noodles put chillies, lips whisper: "let you feed, I let you feed, can't eat any more also feed, spicy hot... you...".

7, Go to work in the morning, walk in the neighbourhood, suddenly jumped out a loli from behind, about three olds, ran area doorway, carrying bag seems to take the school bus, ran in front suddenly fell down. I just wanted to run to help her, she climbed up, angrily said : "Why not fell dead, that doesn't have to go to the kindergarten..." .

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1、早晨刚出小区门口，一个五六岁的小萝莉，一下抱住我的大腿哭着喊：叔叔，你娶了我吧！！！
我正凌乱中，忽然听背后一个声音说：你就是结婚了，今天也得给我上学去！！！！

2、某天坐飞机,邻坐是个六七岁小女孩,旁边坐着她父親。父女俩有说有笑。这时空姐过来送饮料,父亲双眼立刻被空姐的美貌勾住。小女孩见状大声对空姐说:“阿姨,我爸让我跟你说,你长得真难看,看把他吓的”。空姐错愕的表情,恼怒地看了—眼这位父親,父亲非常尴尬,脸红的跟猴屁股似的,只听小女孩跟她父亲嘟囔“不怪我妈不放心,走到哪你都贼心不改。上辈子我眼睛咋这么瞎,怎么找你做我的情人”

3、清明，见一小孩在路边烧纸，时不时的偷往火堆里扔几张考试卷纸烧，边烧嘴里还边嘟囔:“爷啊，您岁数大了，在那边多作作题，对脑子好，还能开发智力。要是有不会作的啊，你就把我班主任带走，让她教你”。

4、小女孩，四岁，很皮实，一天自己在床上玩，她爸在床边上看电视，突然她不小心从床上摔下来了，自己赶紧爬起来，到她爸面，果断打了她爸一巴掌，说“你怎么看的孩子？！”

5.儿子今年四岁。有次儿子惹火我了，他就去找他爸爸，准备告状我欺负他。正好那时老公上厕所，他到处找不到爸爸，问我我也不理他。最后这孩子声音巨大地说：“你老公去哪里了？我估计他不要你了!”

6.在外面吃面，对面有一萝莉跟她爹，同吃一碗。她爹先是将她喂饱，然后应她要求去买奶茶了。只见这小萝莉拿起勺子一勺一勺的往面里放辣椒，嘴里不停嘀咕：“让你喂，我让你喂，吃不下了还喂，辣死你……辣死你……”

7、早上去上班，在小区里走着，后面忽然窜出一萝莉，三岁左右背着书包往小区门口跑，貌似去坐校车，跑在前面忽然摔倒了。我刚要跑去扶她，她自己爬起来了，愤愤的说了一句：“咋没摔死呢，摔死就不用去幼儿园了…”。

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