1、After his death see god, god said: "you can't go to heaven, because you steal, although it is in order to give your wife cure." He said: "I would like to go to hell, I just want to know that my wife in heaven?" God said: "she also in hell. His anger: "why?" God said: "she asked me where you die, she want to be with you together, she said has your place is her heaven."
2、When I was a child, his idol is my father. A father asked him: "grow up to want to be?" He fondly answer: "when the father." Made dad laughed. Now, he's a father, and the father never left him. One day, he asked his son: "dad, you in this life to be what?" He counted long stroked his father's portrait, said with a smile: "when son!"
3、Someone high school addict network, often go out in the middle of the Internet over the wall. One day, he just started to slip into the foundation of running back, was strange, who asked all don't say reason. He began to study hard, no longer on the Internet. The school has been rumours about him run into a ghost story. He later admitted to the university, a former classmate rake up the matter, he was silent for a long time, said: "when my father to send to living expenses, hotel, school sat under the foot of a wall in a night."
4、Father life difficult violations, he only marry her. When he got married she is very want to want a 30 yuan red coat, he impatiently undertone grumble 1: "you value 30?" She heard, holding the tears away. As the decades passed, she lay dying, he and his sons and daughters around the bed. She took out a piece of paper, the top write: 30. He tears fall like rain, hold her hand in 30 added "0". She smiled closed his eyes, his "0" in still add...
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1、他死后见到上帝，上帝说：“你无法上天堂，因为你偷窃过，虽然是为了给你的妻子治病。”他说：“我愿意下地狱，我只想知道我的妻子在天堂还好吗？”上帝答：“她也在地狱。”他愤怒了：“为什么？”上帝说：“她问我你死后会去哪，她要和你在一起，她说有你的地方才是她的天堂。”
2、小时候，他的偶像是爸爸。一次爸爸问他：“长大后想当什么？”他天真地答：“当爸爸。”逗得爸爸哈哈大笑。如今，他真当了爸爸，而父亲却永远离开了他。一天，他儿子问他：“爸，您这辈子最想当什么？”他久久抚摸着父亲的遗像，微笑着说：“当儿子！”
3、某君高中时沉迷网络，常半夜翻墙外出上网。一日，他刚溜到墙脚下就拔腿狂奔而回，面色古怪，谁问都不说原因。从此他认真读书，不再上网。学校里一直盛传着他撞见了鬼的故事。后来他考上了大学，有昔日同学重提此事，他沉默良久，说：“那年父亲来送生活费，舍不得住旅馆，在学校墙脚下坐了一晚上。”
4、父命难违，他只有娶她。结婚时她很想再要一件30元的红色上衣，他不耐烦地小声嘟囔了一句：“你值30吗？”她听到后，噙着泪走了。几十年过去了，在她弥留之际，他和儿女们围在床边。她拿出一张纸，上面写着：30。他泪如雨下，紧握她的手在30后面加“0”。她微笑着合上了眼睛，他的“0”还在加......
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