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一道烈火 published in(发表于) 2/5/2012 7:37:54 AM Edit(编辑)
Ten advantage of masturbation

Ten advantage of masturbation(手淫的十大好处)

1 Masturbation does not AIDS. Make love if use set, like with gloves pick your nose or barking up, always not great; Don't take set do, there is likely to be infected with syphilis AIDS; And in great pain struggle between and sexually transmitted disease, as masturbation!
2 Masturbation time length can be independent control, after orgasm gushed out, and then Anne sleep. Not as some women DuanPingKuai older nymphos sure know how, some woman? A football game was over, she was not excited about. Especially since the malicious than dead tired but can not light a stone from root trees; Compared with men do half she has satisfied with the sleep of woman, masturbation show their advantage. All the time by themselves, long or short. Not like the woman always let you desire dissatisfaction or hair stand on end.
3 The timing of the masturbation can choose yourself. Is the warm before? Attached to wake up in the morning? Or on the sofa watching A movie...... Any time, I want to, I can. Don't look at women face the mood, struggling to make love requirements, however change cold well.
4 Masturbatory object of masturbation often change often new. From nicole base have to ai jima), from zhang ziyi to PiaoZhiYin, like four years from the next door neighbor to this morning in the subway at the door of the clamp almost super girls. Every beauty you most like with the ways to meet you. Or gentle or violent or SM even for you pleaded with them, is really wonderful. In the life of the woman is in more quickly and no masturbation change quickly. And the quality and no masturbation high. Usually only for "playboy" flow mouth water, to Japanese AV girl fantasy, to masturbation, they all in your bed, as you mentioned.
5 There must be physical and mental masturbation one high tide. Own body know more than own. The best love but his left-right-hand . Women in the following such a moaner fake it called the along while, also with his left hand, right hand as oneself care High and cool drink.
6 Masturbation need not bear the woman. I now have a great time. Single life really are very satisfied. No one nagging lost his temper, act shamelessly to me, in front of me cry, I very quiet, very relaxed. No one scold me money, and I want to buy more expensive things are no problem. No one ordered me to drive to pick up, after I get off work have become cared about, or even a whole night to play for recreation. No woman bound I was free. Also need not compromise, need not settling. I like and play on my own.
7 Masturbation to save money. Don't open room, not a date, don't buy flowers, don't send gift, don't to crappy fancy restaurant for dinner, even the pill and insurance to cover our daily expenses of saved!
8 Masturbation as medical.Every day masturbating is normal body, all the ok, if which day can not mention interest of masturbation, that the body a little ailment. Hey, this is better than the hospital on the regular health checks work is much, also province business
9 Masturbation can every day, a day of good times. The woman that way, I'm afraid the second day can't get up.
10 Finally, masturbation doesn't see others, will not have to SARS.
The toilet patriarch islanding said, everyone has a pair of industrious hands. I want to say is, as long as men are to make good use of this pair of industrious hand, we can create a better tomorrow, bright future is in sight. When masturbation to highest level close to full circle, you will surprise of ask: " O ,woman? who the fuck are women?"
一, 手淫不会爱滋。做爱的时候如果用套,就像带着手套抠鼻子,隔靴搔痒,总是不爽;不带套呢,有可能感染梅毒爱滋;与其在不爽和性病之间痛苦挣扎,不如手淫!
二, 手淫时间长短可以自主控制,高潮后喷涌而出,然后安安稳稳睡一觉。不像有的女人如狼似虎短平快,有的女人呢一场足球比赛都结束了,她还在没有兴奋起来。比起累死累活狠自狠自却无法点燃一根枯木;比起男人才做了一半她已经满意的睡去的女人,手淫显示出自己的优势。时间全由自己决定,可长可短。不会像女人总是让人欲求不满或者毛骨悚然。
三, 手淫的时机可以自己挑选。是睡前的温存?清晨醒来的依恋?或者在沙发上看A片。。。。。。任何时间,我要,我可以。不用看女人的心情脸色,苦苦求欢,却换来冷淡的嘴脸。
四, 手淫的意淫对象常换常新。从妮可基得曼到饭岛爱,从章子怡到朴志胤,从暗恋4年的隔壁邻居到今天早上地铁里看了差点被门夹住的超级美眉。每个美女都用你最喜欢的方式满足你。或温柔或粗暴或SM甚至对你苦苦哀求,真是美妙绝伦。生活中女人就是换的再快也没有自慰换的快。而且质量也没有自慰的高。平时只能对《花花公子》流流口水,对日本AV女郎发发痴的,到了手淫的时候,她们统统在你床上,随你摆布。
五, 手淫一定有身心合一高潮。自己的身体自己最了解。最爱爱不过自己左右手。女人在下面哼哼唧唧假装高潮叫了半天,也不如自己用左手右手喝护的High和爽。
六, 手淫不用忍受女人。我现在过得好极了。单身生活真的很惬意。再没有人唠叨发脾气,对我耍赖,在我面前哭哭啼啼,我很清静,很轻松。再没有人骂我乱花钱,我想买多贵的东西都没问题。再没有人命令我开车去接,我下班后变得毫无牵挂,甚至可以一整夜地玩乐消遣。没有女人束缚我真是自由。也不用妥协,不用委曲求全。我喜欢和自己玩。
七, 手淫省钱。不要开房,不要约会,不要买花,不要送礼物,不要到难吃的高级餐厅共进晚餐,连避孕药和保险套的日常开销都省下来了!
八, 手淫还可以当作体检。每天手淫就是身体正常,万事ok,如果哪一天提不起手淫的兴趣了,那就是身体有点儿小病了。嘿,这比上医院定期体检管用多了,还省事儿
九, 手淫可以每天进行,一天好多次。女人这样的话,恐怕第二天起不了床。
十, 最后,手淫不见他人,不会得非典。
 马桶元老islanding说过,人人都有一双勤劳的双手。我要说的是,只要男人都善用这双勤劳的手,我们可以开创美好的明天,光辉的未来就在眼前。当自慰达到最高境界接近圆满的时候,你会诧异的问:“阿?女人??女人他妈的是谁?!!”


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