A gang of robbers robbed the bank in guangdong province, said a words of wisdom: "all forbid to move, money is national, life is their own! Everyone without a word. Robbers lying to peek into the lying on the table legs upturned cashier miss, said:" would you please lay the civilization some! This is robbery, and not rape! The robber after return, one of the new master robbers, boss, we get the count how many, the old robber (primary school culture) said, "you stupid? So much, you want to count to what time? Today night watching the news does not know it. This is called work experience, this year work experience is more important than educationHa ha, this story and sequel:The robber left, President said, hurriedly go to the police! Director just to go, President said quickly." Wait! The last time we took back the five million also added! "The director said:" if robbers robbed once every month is good ". - this is called work experience, this year work experience is more important than education( 广东一伙劫匪在抢劫银行时说了一句至理名言："通通不许动，钱是国家的，命是自己的！大家都一声不吭躺倒。劫匪望了一眼躺在桌上四肢朝天的出纳小姐，说："请你躺文明些！这是抢劫，又不是强奸！劫匪回去后，其中一个新来的硕士劫匪说，老大，我们赶快数一下抢了多少，那老劫匪（小学文化）说，你傻啊？这么多，你要数到什么时候啊？今天晚上看新闻不就知道了吗。这就叫工作经验，这年头工作经验比学历更重要 呵呵，这个故事还有续集的： 劫匪走后，行长说，赶紧报案！主任刚要走，行长急忙说：“ 等等！把我们上次私自挪用的那五百万也加上去！”主任说：“要是劫匪每个月都来抢一回就好了”。 ----这就叫工作经验，这年头工作经验比学历更重要 )